#funny

No, I don't like you, I just thought you were cute enough to kiss you. ↗

#funny #hip-hop #horomones #in-the-moment #life-and-living

And soon we were just rolling around on the ground, cursing and screeching and ripping out handfuls of hair. Without super hearing, I wouldn't have heard Zeb whisper, "This is the coolest thing I have ever seen." "Maybe they'll get muddy," Dick said. "Please, Lord, let them get muddy. ↗

— Molly Harper

#funny #jane-jameson #missy #molly-harper #mud

A blanket is great for covering things, like the dead guy, I just killed with this brick. ↗

— Nicole McKay

#brick-and-blanket-responses #brick-and-blanket-test #brick-and-blanket-uses #funny #humor

I rolled my eyes, trying to keep my eyes off his body, just the sight of his abs or arms was enough to make me want to get naked and let Carlo take over anything he wanted. ↗

— Holly Hood

#love #witty #funny

A brick could used as a dagger, much like a blanket could be used to cool off after a heated argument.   ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#brick-and-blanket-iq-test #brick-and-blanket-responses #brick-and-blanket-test #brick-and-blanket-uses #funny

He says black, I say white and we do grey ↗

— Lazaro Hernandez

#humor #sexuality #funny

I can't count. It's winter in my left hemisphere, and my fingers fell off from frostbite. ↗

— Bauvard

#funny #humor #math #funny

I don't mind objectivity. My intellect doesn't depend on it enough to care. ↗