#funny

The first time I walked by a crap table, I felt kind of funny. ↗

— Caroll Shelby

#felt #first #first time #funny #i

I saw 28 Days. I don't remember rehab being like a day camp or being that funny. Rehab is a dumping ground. It's a big landfill. ↗

— Charlie Sheen

#being #big #camp #day #days

But you can't focus on things that matter if all you've been is asleep for forty years. Funny how sleep rhymes with sheep. You know. ↗

— Charlie Sheen

#been #focus #forty #forty years #funny

When human judgment and big data intersect there are some funny things that happen. ↗

— Nate Silver

#data #funny #funny things #happen #human

But I think you can make fun of anything as long as it's funny enough. ↗

— Sarah Silverman

#enough #fun #funny #i #i think

I mean, I talk about being Jewish a lot. It's funny because I do think of myself as Jewish ethnically, but I'm not religious at all. I have no religion. ↗

— Sarah Silverman

#because #being #ethnically #funny #i

The driver got out smiling. He looked about seventeen or eighteen, and for a second, I had the uneasy feeling it was Luke, my old enemy. This guy had the same sandy hair and outdoorsy good looks. But it wasn't Luke. His smile was brighter and more playful. (Luke didn't do much more than scowl and sneer these days.) The Maserati driver wore jeans and loafers and a sleeveless T-shirt. "Wow" Thalia muttered. Apollo Is hot." "He's the sun god," I said. "That's not what I meant. ↗

— Rick Riordan

#funny #hot #humor #percy-jackson #funny

I think you should know that real-life white people are not all as funny as the ones on 'Seinfeld'. ↗

— Aaron McGruder

#race #seinfeld #white #funny

they love their hair because they're not smart enough to love anything more interesting ↗

— John Green

#funny #hair #love #funny

I study men like I study books: I skim their midsections. ↗

— Bauvard

#character #funny #humor #weight #funny