#funny

A funny thing happened on the way to the election - I got to the Senate first. ↗

— Pierre Salinger

#first #funny #funny thing #got #happened

It's funny how making odd noises can get you into strange situations sometimes. ↗

— Eric San

#get #how #into #making #noises

I'm an idealist. I don't know where I'm going, but I'm on my way. ↗

— Carl Sandburg

#going #i #idealist #know #way

Sixth grade was a big time, in my childhood, of hoops and friendship, and coming up with funny things. ↗

— Adam Sandler

#big time #childhood #coming #friendship #funny

When I tell people I'm a comedian they say, 'Oh, are you funny?' I say, 'No, it's not that kind of comedy.' ↗

— Susan Sarandon

#comedy #funny #i #kind #oh

It's simple, if it jiggles, it's fat. ↗

— Arnold Schwarzenegger

#fat #simple

I don't really necessarily think I'm a funny guy, but I like the opportunity to take on something that I don't feel I'm the best at doing. ↗

— Seann William Scott

#doing #feel #funny #funny guy #guy

I'm never afraid to try something if I think it's funny. And I know I'll regret it if I don't. ↗

— Seann William Scott

#funny #i #i think #know #never

The surprising thing is that I was not funny in high school. I was always jealous of the funny kids because they always got the girls. I couldn't tell a joke to save my life. ↗

— Seann William Scott

#because #funny #got #high #high school

I've dated some women who have turned me on to some funny things that are strange for men to actually do, but these things have become part of my process. I think the things I do for my appearance help make me look better. I even colour my hair because I like how it makes me look. ↗

— Ryan Seacrest

#appearance #because #become #better #colour