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I'm thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag, so that I have somewhere to put my savings.


Paula Poundstone


#bag #i #ounce #put #savings

Billy Tauzin is one of the most interesting people in Washington. He is smart, funny, and interesting.


Tucker Carlson


#funny #interesting #interesting people #most #people

In fiction, I searched for my favorite authors, women I have trusted to reassure me than not all teenage guys are total ditwads, that the archetype of the noble cute hero who devotes himself to the girl he loves has not gone the way of the rotary phone. That all I had to do was be myself (smart, hardworking, funny) and be patient and kind and he and I would find each other. As Bea would say, this why they call it fiction.


Sarah Strohmeyer


#fiction #romance #funny

Literature doesn’t exactly have a strong mental-health track record.


Lemony Snicket


#humor #lemony-snicket #funny

The Marquis sighed. "I thought it was just a legend," he said. "Like the alligators in the sewers of New York City." Old Bailey nodded, sagely: "What, the big white buggers? They're down there. I had a friend lost a head to one of them." A moment of silence. Old Naeiley handed the statue back to the Marquis. Then he raised his hand, and snapped it, like a crocodile hand, at the Carabas. "It was OK," gurned Old Bailey with a grin that was most terrible to behold. "He had another.


Neil Gaiman


#funny

I wouldn’t want to be the most beautiful man on earth. No, I’m content to be the second most beautiful man. Second from the bottom.


Jarod Kintz


#funny #humor #beauty

But as far as being popular, yeah, I think Dave Barry is really funny.


Jonathan Franzen


#barry #being #dave #far #funny

If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.


Bob Hope


#country #egg #i #lay

I come from a background of hanging out with friends and shooting videos with them, with funny stuff coming out of the group. I guess we got the same charge jocks get out of sports.


Michael Patrick Jann


#charge #come #coming #friends #funny

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.


Margaret Mead


#absolutely #always #else #everyone #just






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