#funny

You can't really be strong until you see a funny side to things. ↗

— Ken Kesey

#funny #really #see #side #strong

I could party in a cardboard box with people who are funny and don't care. For me, it's really about who I surround myself with, so I just try to always be with hilarious people. ↗

— Kesha

#always #box #cardboard #cardboard box #care

I'm funny at home too, but not deliberately. My wife is usually laughing at me rather than with me. ↗

— Daniel Dae Kim

#funny #home #i #laughing #me

That's my main flaw: I always think authority figures or my boss is going to think something I do is funny. And usually they don't. ↗

— Jimmy Kimmel

#authority #authority figures #boss #figures #flaw

The rabbit of Easter. He bring of the chocolate. ↗

— David Sedaris

#religion #funny

I can’t define what love is. That’s like eating a pancake with a waffle instead of a fork. But you know it when you feel it, like petting a cat wearing a synthetic fur coat. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#funny #love #surreal #funny

I am not the Bird of Love I once thought I was. But my silence suggests I may be the Pterodactyl of Love. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#love #funny

I found your love like I found religion: in an aluminum trashcan in the middle of the Utah desert. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#religion #utah #funny

I later discovered that in order to be a good athlete one must care intensely what is happening with a ball, even if one doesn't have possession of it. This was ultimately my failure: my inability to work up a passion for the location of balls. ↗

— Haven Kimmel

#sports #funny

I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong. ↗

— Bertrand Russell

#because #beliefs #die #i #might