#funny

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else. ↗

If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job. ↗

You know, I've always thought that it would be really funny if somebody made a romantic comedy where absolutely everything went well from beginning to end. ↗

— Fiona Apple

#always #beginning #comedy #end #everything

One longs to be funny, to make people laugh. Laughter is such a sign of approval, isn't it? ↗

— Tom Baker

#funny #laugh #laughter #longs #make

I think I have an inner confidence that my tastes are pretty simple, that what I find funny finds a wide audience. I'm not particularly intellectual or clever or minority-focused in my creative instincts. And I'm certainly not aware of suppressing more sophisticated ambitions. ↗

— Rowan Atkinson

#aware #certainly #clever #confidence #creative

Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name. ↗

— Milton Berle

#after #experience #forgotten #her #name

You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think. ↗

— Milton Berle

#congress #him #lead #make #man

You can edit crap, but you can't edit nothing. ↗

— Anita Bell

#funny

I'm a dog lover and sex addict. Those two things are unrelated.  ↗