#funny

I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong. ↗

— Bertrand Russell

#because #beliefs #die #i #might

He'd barely seen me coming, and despite the horribleness of what I'd just done, I kind of wished one of my instructors had been there to grade me on such an awesome performance. ↗

— Richelle Mead

#funny #richelle-mead #rose #funny

I'm the youngest in my family, and everyone is very funny, and I was always trying to keep up with them. I just loved making people laugh. ↗

— Lisa Kudrow

#everyone #family #funny #i #just

Shirley MacLaine said, You're so funny, then gave me a hug. Everything went white. I couldn't hear, I couldn't see. I thought I was going to pass out. ↗

— Lisa Kudrow

#funny #gave #going #hear #hug

The middle class is so funny, it's the class I know best, and it's the class where you find the most pretension, so that's what makes the middle classes so funny. ↗

— J. K. Rowling

#class #classes #find #funny #i

I think that the episodes are like mini horror films really; the characters make bad decisions early on and these things just snowball for them and get worse and worse. And that's what I find funny. ↗

— Dave Rowntree

#characters #decisions #early #episodes #films

I tell girls all the time that the men that have fallen in love with me, have all fallen during a man repeller stage... funny how life works out like that. ↗

— Rachel Roy

#fallen #funny #how #i #life

I get a lot of big ideas, and occasionally I actually come up with one myself. ↗

— Bauvard

#humor #ideas #plagiarism #funny

jace's clothes had been clean,stylish,ordinary. Sebastian had been wearing a long black wool trench coat that had looked expensive. Like an evil Burbeery ad, Simon said when she was done. ↗

— Cassandra Clare

#simon #funny

The only way I’ll play beer pong is if the room was a sterile room, the table was stainless steel sprayed down with disinfectant, the ball brand new, and everybody playing wore gloves and hairnets underneath their space suits. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#humor #funny