#funny

I'm really funny now. ↗

— Wanda Sykes

#i #now #really

All I need is your love. And money. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#humor #love #money #age

And you look beautiful," she added. "I look like a cake." "But a beautiful cake. ↗

— Andrea Cremer

#nightshade #beauty

Live and try. ↗

— Michael J. Fox

#funny

The small amount of foolery wise men have makes a great show. ↗

— William Shakespeare

#wit #funny

I've always thought those guys are really funny. And I love Dumb and Dumber, Kingpin and Mary. ↗

— David Zucker

#dumb #dumber #funny #guys #i

Mussolini?” Leo frowned. “Wasn’t he like BFFs with Hitler? ↗

— Rick Riordan

#i-just-lost-it #omg-leo #funny

You can edit crap, but you can't edit nothing. ↗

— Anita Bell

#funny

I'm a dog lover and sex addict. Those two things are unrelated.
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— Dark Jar Tin Zoo

#dog #dogs #funny #humor #love

When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back. ↗

— Bill Watterson

#funny #humor #lemons #life #funny