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Well, I think there's not much of a chance for me finding somebody of my age. Gentlemen of my age are dropping down 30 years to find girlfriends.


Victoria Wood


#chance #down #dropping #find #finding

For too long we have been the playthings of massive corporations, whose sole aim is to convert our world into a gargantuan shopping 'mall'. Pleasantry and civility are being discarded as the worthless ephemera of a bygone age; an age where men doffed their hats at ladies, and children could be counted on to mind your Jack Russell while you took a mild and bitter in the pub. The twinkly-eyed tobacconist, the ruddy-cheeked landlord and the bewhiskered teashop lady are being trampled under the mighty blandness of 'drive-thru' hamburger chains. Customers are herded in and out of such places with an alarming similarity to the way the cattle used to produce the burgers are herded to the slaughterhouse. The principal victim of this blandification is Youth, whose natural propensity to shun work, peacock around the town and aggravate the constabulary has been drummed out of them. Youth is left with a sad deficiency of joie de vivre, imagination and elegance. Instead, their lives are ruled by territorial one-upmanship based on brands of plimsoll, and Youth has become little more than a walking, barely talking advertising hoarding for global conglomerates. ... But now, a spectre is beginning to haunt the reigning vulgarioisie: the spectre of Chappism. A new breed of insurgent has begun to appear on the streets, in the taverns and in the offices of Britain: The Anarcho-Dandyist. Recognisable by his immaculate clothes, the rakish angle of his hat and his subtle rallying cry of "Good day to you sir/ madam!


Gustav Temple and Vic Darkwood


#britain #chap #chappism #chaps #civility

It's hard to do it because you gotta look people in the eye and tell 'em they're irresponsible and lazy. And who's gonna wanna do that? Because that's what poverty is, ladies and gentlemen. In this country, you can succeed if you get educated and work hard. Period. Period.


Bill O'Reilly


#country #educated #eye #gentlemen #get

Idealism is the noble toga that political gentlemen drape over their will to power.


Aldous Huxley


#gentlemen #idealism #noble #over #political

Like two single gentlemen rolled into one.


George Colman


#into #like #rolled #single #two

Most of our ancestors were not perfect ladies and gentlemen. The majority of them weren't even mammals.


Robert Anton Wilson


#even #gentlemen #ladies #majority #mammals

I know these jokes aren't great, ladies and gentlemen, see this is the problem you run into when you're between impeachments.


David Letterman


#gentlemen #great #i #into #jokes

I really think that American gentlemen are the best after all, because kissing your hand may make you feel very good but a diamond and a sapphire bracelet lasts forever.


Anita Loos


#american #because #best #bracelet #diamond

Gentlemen never wear brown in London.


Lord Curzon


#gentlemen #london #never #wear

But we have been to the Pole and we shall die like gentlemen. I regret only for the women we leave behind.


Robert Falcon Scott


#behind #die #gentlemen #i #leave






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