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#grandma

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #grandma




Scarlett, always save something to fear-even as you save something to love.


Margaret Mitchell


#rhett-butler #scarlett #love

In swimming, everyone calls me grandma, because I'm the oldest there. Then with my friends, I'm the youngest and I'm the baby. It's definitely bizarre.


Amanda Beard


#because #bizarre #calls #definitely #everyone

My grandma's the most careful, safe driver in the world. You put her in a rental car, and she's doing doughnuts in the K-Mart parking lot!


Jeff Foxworthy


#careful #doing #driver #grandma #her

My most cherished possessions are my grandma's letters and my vintage Martha Washington cookbook.


Sandra Lee


#cookbook #grandma #letters #martha #most

On the other hand, I don't understand the enthusiasm for everything in the antique shop that Grandma threw out. There, the sense of quality has declined; otherwise Grandma wouldn't have thrown it out.


Arne Jacobsen


#declined #enthusiasm #everything #grandma #hand

If Charlton Heston can have a constitutional right carry a rifle, why can't grandma have a constitutional right to health care?


Al Sharpton


#carry #charlton #constitutional #constitutional right #grandma

I heard about them Rangers on TV,” Grandma said. “I heard they get dogs pregnant.” -Grandma Mazur


Janet Evanovich


#humor #humor

When Grandma Mazur is talking about the reason for the improved play of her 91-year-old bowling teammate, she said: "She's doing better now that we got her the longer tubing to her oxygen tank.


Janet Evanovich


#humorous #humor

My grandmother got approved right before the law changed, so naturally she got grandfathered in. In related news, but completely unrelated, I was adopted.



Jarod Kintz


#adoption #family #grandfathered #grandma #law

I like watching baseball as much as my grandma’s left ear is loud. (She’d probably give her right ear for a left ear that wasn’t soundproof). 



Jarod Kintz


#baseball-is-boring #ear #grandma #grandmother #loud






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