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#grandma

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Scarlett, always save something to fear-even as you save something to love.


Margaret Mitchell


#rhett-butler #scarlett #love

I get so nervous on stage I can't help but talk. I try. I try telling my brain: stop sending words to the mouth. But I get nervous and turn into my grandma. Behind the eyes it's pure fear. I find it difficult to believe I'm going to be able to deliver.


Adele


#behind #believe #brain #deliver #difficult

My grandma's the most careful, safe driver in the world. You put her in a rental car, and she's doing doughnuts in the K-Mart parking lot!


Jeff Foxworthy


#careful #doing #driver #grandma #her

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake.


Karlie Kloss


#crab #eat #favourite #favourite place #grandma

Yes, I always remember my dad's, mom's and my grandma's perfumes.


Marc Jacobs


#dad #grandma #i #i always #mom

On the other hand, I don't understand the enthusiasm for everything in the antique shop that Grandma threw out. There, the sense of quality has declined; otherwise Grandma wouldn't have thrown it out.


Arne Jacobsen


#declined #enthusiasm #everything #grandma #hand

To what shall we compare our fragile life? Life is like a speck of dust that alights upon a surface. It remains there, unmoved, until a draft threatens it. When a breeze comes it holds on till the last. Finally, a gust of wind comes and it is blown asunder. That is how fragile life is, like a speck of dust blown to nothingness.


Paul Worthington


#goodbye #grandma-s-secret #melted-dreams #wicked-turn #dreams

I heard about them Rangers on TV,” Grandma said. “I heard they get dogs pregnant.” -Grandma Mazur


Janet Evanovich


#humor #humor

When Grandma Mazur is talking about the reason for the improved play of her 91-year-old bowling teammate, she said: "She's doing better now that we got her the longer tubing to her oxygen tank.


Janet Evanovich


#humorous #humor

Me and my grandma are getting married. Just not to each other.


Jarod Kintz


#grandma #marriage #married #funny






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