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The Dominican Republic says 'We're black behind the ears.' And in Mexico, 'there's a black grandma in the closet.' They know, they've just been intermarrying for a long time. But if we did the DNA of everyone in Mexico a whole lot of people would have a whole lot of black in them.


Henry Louis Gates


#behind #black #closet #did #dna

My most cherished possessions are my grandma's letters and my vintage Martha Washington cookbook.


Sandra Lee


#cookbook #grandma #letters #martha #most

Yes, I always remember my dad's, mom's and my grandma's perfumes.


Marc Jacobs


#dad #grandma #i #i always #mom

On the other hand, I don't understand the enthusiasm for everything in the antique shop that Grandma threw out. There, the sense of quality has declined; otherwise Grandma wouldn't have thrown it out.


Arne Jacobsen


#declined #enthusiasm #everything #grandma #hand

If Charlton Heston can have a constitutional right carry a rifle, why can't grandma have a constitutional right to health care?


Al Sharpton


#carry #charlton #constitutional #constitutional right #grandma

To what shall we compare our fragile life? Life is like a speck of dust that alights upon a surface. It remains there, unmoved, until a draft threatens it. When a breeze comes it holds on till the last. Finally, a gust of wind comes and it is blown asunder. That is how fragile life is, like a speck of dust blown to nothingness.


Paul Worthington


#goodbye #grandma-s-secret #melted-dreams #wicked-turn #dreams

When Grandma Mazur is talking about the reason for the improved play of her 91-year-old bowling teammate, she said: "She's doing better now that we got her the longer tubing to her oxygen tank.


Janet Evanovich


#humorous #humor

Oh my!! How you've grown. Soon you'll be catching the Lord's balls.


Marjane Satrapi


#humor #memoir #young_adult #humor

The groove is so mysterious. We're born with it and we lose it and the world seems to split apart before our eyes into stupid and cool. When we get it back, the world unifies around us, and both stupid and cool fall away. I am grateful to those who are keepers of the groove. The babies and the grandmas who hang on to it and help us remember when we forget that any kind of dancing is better than no dancing at all.


Lynda Barry


#babies #confidence #cool #dance #dancing

My grandmother got approved right before the law changed, so naturally she got grandfathered in. In related news, but completely unrelated, I was adopted.



Jarod Kintz


#adoption #family #grandfathered #grandma #law






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