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#grandma

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My most cherished possessions are my grandma's letters and my vintage Martha Washington cookbook. ↗


— Sandra Lee


#cookbook #grandma #letters #martha #most

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. ↗


— Karlie Kloss


#crab #eat #favourite #favourite place #grandma

Yes, I always remember my dad's, mom's and my grandma's perfumes. ↗


— Marc Jacobs


#dad #grandma #i #i always #mom

On the other hand, I don't understand the enthusiasm for everything in the antique shop that Grandma threw out. There, the sense of quality has declined; otherwise Grandma wouldn't have thrown it out. ↗


— Arne Jacobsen


#declined #enthusiasm #everything #grandma #hand

To what shall we compare our fragile life? Life is like a speck of dust that alights upon a surface. It remains there, unmoved, until a draft threatens it. When a breeze comes it holds on till the last. Finally, a gust of wind comes and it is blown asunder. That is how fragile life is, like a speck of dust blown to nothingness. ↗


— Paul Worthington


#goodbye #grandma-s-secret #melted-dreams #wicked-turn #dreams

Me and my grandma are getting married. Just not to each other. ↗


— Jarod Kintz


#grandma #marriage #married #funny

The dog ran into the kitchen, stuck his nose in Grandma's crotch, and snuffled. Dang," Grandma said. "Guess my new perfume really works. I'm gonna have to try it out at the seniors meeting. ↗


— Janet Evanovich


#grandma-mazur #comedy

My grandmother got approved right before the law changed, so naturally she got grandfathered in. In related news, but completely unrelated, I was adopted.
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— Jarod Kintz


#adoption #family #grandfathered #grandma #law

I have to tell you, my seven-year-old granddaughter said to my daughter, her mother, 'So what's the big deal about Grandma Maddy having been Secretary of State? Only girls are Secretaries of State.' Most of her lifetime, it's true. But at the time it really was a big deal. ↗


— Madeleine Albright


#been #big #big deal #daughter #deal

We need to go back to the way it was 30 years ago, when everybody had Grandma and Grandpa, and we were willing to pass moral judgments about right and wrong. ↗


— Steven Tyler


#ago #back #everybody #go #grandma






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