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I'm not certain, but I have a little gypsy blood in me. And my mother always told me that her grandma could give someone the evil eye, and I'd better not cross her because she had some of that blood in her. Mother always believed that she could predict the future, and she had dreams that came true.


Sam Raimi


#because #believed #better #blood #came

Yes, I always remember my dad's, mom's and my grandma's perfumes.


Marc Jacobs


#dad #grandma #i #i always #mom

On the other hand, I don't understand the enthusiasm for everything in the antique shop that Grandma threw out. There, the sense of quality has declined; otherwise Grandma wouldn't have thrown it out.


Arne Jacobsen


#declined #enthusiasm #everything #grandma #hand

If Charlton Heston can have a constitutional right carry a rifle, why can't grandma have a constitutional right to health care?


Al Sharpton


#carry #charlton #constitutional #constitutional right #grandma

The dog ran into the kitchen, stuck his nose in Grandma's crotch, and snuffled. Dang," Grandma said. "Guess my new perfume really works. I'm gonna have to try it out at the seniors meeting.


Janet Evanovich


#grandma-mazur #comedy

My grandmother got approved right before the law changed, so naturally she got grandfathered in. In related news, but completely unrelated, I was adopted.



Jarod Kintz


#adoption #family #grandfathered #grandma #law

I have to tell you that June Cleaver had a job in 'The New Leave It to Beaver.' She did. Sure, she was a council woman. She went to work. She wasn't a sit-at-home grandma. She went out, got a job.


Barbara Billingsley


#cleaver #council #did #got #grandma






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