#harley

He bombarded me with words, of all things, apparently clueless to the fact that the predawn hours rendered me incapable of coherent thought. ↗

— Darynda Jones

#first-grave-on-the-right #funny #funny

A sheriff arrested me. I could be mistaken, but I'm pretty sure my men-in-uniform fetish began that day. The sheriff was hot. And he handcuffed me. I've never been the same. ↗

— Darynda Jones

#men

Where have you been?" I stepped into my apartment and met Uncle Bob's glare with one of my own. "Out trying to pass myself off as a movie producer to get hot guys to sleep with me. Where have you been? ↗

— Darynda Jones

#uncle-bob #movies

Reality holds no reverence for romance, and no remorse for the weak. Those who enter hell need know why they are there. ↗

— Doug Barber

#harley-davidson #motorcycle #people #photography #photography

But, you're his son," I said, trying really hard to hate him. "You're the son of Satan. Literally." "And you are the stepdaughter of Denise Davidson." Wow. That was a bit harsh, but, "Okay, point taken. ↗

— Darynda Jones

#reyes #satan

For what Harley Street specialist has time to understand the body, let alone the mind or both in combination, when he is a slave to thirteen thousand a year? ↗

— Virginia Woolf

#body #both #combination #harley #mind

With Harley, you build it, then you've got to take it apart. ↗

— Noah Hathaway

#build #got #harley #take #then

Harley's been influential, but I'm not a big Harley fan. ↗

— Noah Hathaway

#big #fan #harley #i #influential

I think Charley Pride has been one of the best things to happen to country music, to prove it belongs to everybody. ↗

— Loretta Lynn

#belongs #best #charley #country #country music

What qualifies me to tell people how to act or what to think? I'm Charley Pride, country singer. Period. ↗

— Charley Pride

#charley #country #country singer #how #i