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#harley

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #harley




Well, I'm a Harley Babe.


Laura Schlessinger


#harley #i #well

I like pancakes! And I have a gun. I shoot bad guys with it. Sometimes, bad guys go to sleep and don't wake up. That makes Harley sad.


Stephen Jenner


#humor #twilight #twilite #humor

It's Charley's Aunt and The Odd Couple rolled into one.


Allan Carr


#charley #couple #into #odd #rolled

You still owe me a million dollars." I'd presented him with a bill for proving his innocence and getting him freed from prison. He had yet to pay. Couldn't imagine why. "Yeah, I was hoping we could work that out." "The interest alone is going to kill you." "What do you charge?" "Three hundred eighty-seven percent." "Is that ethical?" "It's as ethical as my dating the son of Satan.


Darynda Jones


#ethics #reyes-farrow #dating

My real mom died when I was born—hemorrhaged to death while giving birth to me, which has never been one of my favorite memories—and Dad married Denise before I’d turned a year. Without even asking my opinion on the matter. Denise and I never really clicked.


Darynda Jones


#darynda-jones #davidson #first-grave-on-the-right #death

Charley talking to Cookie ‘'You know those women in nursing homes that have to be restrained around the clock because they mix up everyones medication and steal all the bedpans?'' ‘’Yes'' I said wondering what I was walking into ''That’s going to be you!'' She was probably right, if I live that long


Darynda Jones


#cookie #homour #home

My powers of persuasion are only as strong as the bullshit I have to back it up. - Charley Davidson


Darynda Jones


#humor #humor

You don't buy a Harley with your mind, you buy it with your heart and your balls.


Robert Patrick


#buy #harley #heart #mind #you

We should date." I laughed, curled him into my arms, and kissed the soft spot underneath his earlobe. "You're going to have to go to obedience school for that to happen. You have authority issues." "Never mind. We should have sex again and then date." "Since you put it that way, okay.


Darynda Jones


#obedience-school #reyes-farrow #dating

Every night in my dreams, a man appeared from the darkest recesses of my mind, as if he'd been waiting for me to fall asleep. His mouth, full, masculine, would sear my flesh. His tongue, like flames across my skin, would send tiny sparks quaking through my body. Then he would dip south, and the heavens would open and a chorus singing hallelujah would ring out in perfect harmony.


Darynda Jones


#dream-guy #reyes #dreams






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