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I consider seeing my 30th birthday an accomplishment. You know, not many midgets live to be this tall.
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— Jarod Kintz


#birthday #birthdays #funny #height #humor

You are the hybrids of golden worlds and ages splendidly conceived. ↗


— Aberjhani


#faith #haiku #haikus #humanity #hybrids

Emblematic of this era was the prolific Viennese surgeon Theodor Billroth. Born in 1821, Billroth studied music and surgery with almost equal verve. (The professions still often go hand in hand. Both push manual skill to its limit; both mature with practice and age; both depend on immediacy, precision, and opposable thumbs.) ↗


— Siddhartha Mukherjee


#medicine #music #age

Wearing glasses for reading meant surrendering to old age without the least bit of a fight. ↗


— Andrea Camilleri


#humor #age

A wiser intelligence might now truthfully say of us at this point: here is a chimera, a new and very odd species come shambling into our universe, a mix of Stone Age emotion, medieval self-image, and godlike technology. The combination makes the species unresponsive to the forces that count most for its own long-term survival. ↗


— E.O. Wilson


#age

Love is like wearing all red to a funeral, out of respect for the fact that the recently deceased got stabbed 17 times by a cherry Kool-Aid flavored icicle. I'd also recommend bringing your own boom box blasting out "Ice Ice Baby" as you dance down the aisle of the church.
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— Dark Jar Tin Zoo


#dancing #death #fact #funeral #funny

I used to look at Jinks and marvel at her smooth complexion, but over the years I have come to realise that she has been spared wrinkles by virtue of never having succumbed to heavy thought. ↗


— Sandi Toksvig


#humor #thinking #age

Love is like breakfast with Mildred. Who’s Mildred? How the heck should I know? I don’t eat breakfast.
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— Jarod Kintz


#breakfast #food #funny #humor #love

I’m a fake fact factory. The things I make are the things I make up. Also, as a side business, I make love. Actually, I just made that up. ↗


— Dora J. Arod


#fact #factory #facts #funny #humor

Love is a circular emotion that surrounds you, like a hug. Or a noose.
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— Jarod Kintz


#emotion #emotions #funny #hug #humor






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