#hum

We have seen that in this country in the last few years, particularly on Wall Street, with the rise of the old human frailty of greed. This occurs when people begin to serve only their own needs to the detriment of everyone else. ↗

— Lee R. Raymond

#country #detriment #else #everyone #few

There are no great limits to growth because there are no limits of human intelligence, imagination, and wonder. ↗

— Ronald Reagan

#because #great #growth #human #human intelligence

There is no magic person out there, no perfect human being out there waiting for you. ↗

— Helen Reddy

#human #human being #magic #out #perfect

I did become American citizen in order to vote. I lived in this country for a very long time and I finally reached the point where I thought, I'm often sticking my neck out on various issues as all human beings have a right to do. ↗

— Lynn Redgrave

#american citizen #become #beings #citizen #country

Puns are the highest form of literature. ↗

— Alfred Hitchcock

#humor #literature #puns #funny

They said I was a valued customer, now they send me hate mail. ↗

— Sophie Kinsella

#humor #humour #shopping #funny

I read books so dry even a cactus couldn’t grow on them. But who cares? I’m not a farmer, I’m a thinker. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#farmer #funny #humor #read-books #thinker

This is the biggest damn IPod I've ever seen," Claire said, which made him choke on his beer. "Kidding. I have seen a jukebox before. ↗

— Rachel Caine

#feast-of-fools #funny #humor #rachel-caine #shane-collins

Like all real heroes, Charley had a fatal flaw. He refused to believe that he had gonorrhea, whereas the truth was that he did. ↗

— Kurt Vonnegut

#sex #humor

Do is to don’t, as go is to gon’t. Gon’t even do there.
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— Jarod Kintz

#wordplay #humor