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His hand cups the back of my neck, and before I can think, he dips down and our mouths meet. For a split second I worry that he thinks he's kissing Courtney. But that instant the warmth of his soft lips spreads into mine, all thoughts dissolve. Pure feeling is all I have left. Little electric sparks sip through my bloodstream, making sure every nerve in my body is focused on his amazing mouth. ↗


— Tera Lynn Childs


#humor #kissing #forgiveness

Okay, so, flying,” I started, taking a deep breath and focusing on the thing I loved most in the world. “Flying is … great. It feels great when you’re doing it. It’s fun. Pure freedom. There’s nothing better.” Dylan smiled, a slow, easy smile that seemed to light up his whole face. “So the first thing we’re going to do,” I told him, “is push you off the roof. ↗


— James Patterson


#funny #humor #lol #smile #smooth

He’d done it like he did everything else—with passion and total disregard for how much it might embarrass her. ↗


— Kaylea Cross


#humour #romance #romantic-suspense #funny

Nathan, how can you stand playing the same piece over and over again?" And Grandpa Nate answered, "Why don't you ask me how I can stand making love to the same woman over and over again? ↗


— E.L. Konigsburg


#humor #music #sex #funny

I've got everything ready to go," I said once he was finally awake and dressed. All the tenderness and vulnerability was gone from his face when he said, "Go where?" "America?" His eyes narrowed. "This is America." "This is Canada." "Which is in North America." Silly Canadians wanting be part of the Cool Kids Club. ↗


— Tammy Blackwell


#funny-quotes #funny

Evil influence is like a nicotine patch, you cannot help but absorb what sticks to you. ↗


— E.A. Bucchianeri


#bad-company #bad-influence #evil #evil-people #evil-thoughts

And it's really very difficult to kill someone when all your inner instincts would oblige you to take off your hat first! ↗


— Susan Kay


#funny #humor #ironic #irony #satire

There is an enduring freshness in what remains strange and obscure which the cliches of greatness can only evoke nostalgia for. ↗


— Bauvard


#funny #greatness #humor #obscurity #funny

If you marry an abortion doctor you won't have to be ashamed to tell your children they're adopted. ↗


— Bauvard


#adoption #funny #humor #funny

If everyone listened to me, the world would be a better place. ↗


— Aviva Moore


#humor #inspirational #funny






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