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Her mother was a Rutherford. The family came over in the ark, and were connected by marriage with Henry the VIII. On her father's side they date back further than Adam. On the topmost branches of her family tree there's a superior breed of monkeys with very fine silky hair and extra long tails. ↗


— Jean Webster


#humor #dating

Another thing I take issue with are people who take their dogs on "play dates," or even worse, people who choose to dress their dogs up in outfits better suited for homosexuals participating in a gay pride parade. Dog costumes are right up there with something else I find particularly offensive: sweater vests. ↗


— Chelsea Handler


#dogs #funny #humor #dating

Yes you can let a guy bite you but not on the first date! he has to pay for dinner ! But you can bite him on the first date at no cost that is quite normal ↗


— Amy Mah


#blood #humor #teenagers #vampire #vampires

George Harrison: Paul transformed me in my bedroom, and it was awkward, to say the least. It was like being on a blind date, complete with stilted conversation and elliptical innuendo. He said, "So." Then I said, "So." Then he said, "So." Then I said, "So." That went on for, I dunno, five minutes or something. ↗


— Alan Goldsher


#humor #dating

If I were a lawyer, I’d only date women named Sue. ↗


— Jarod Kintz


#humor #lawyer #dating

She just asked me to pick her up some tampons and a Yoo-Hoo." ~Alex Sinclair ↗


— Jenny B. Jones


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What's your name?" "Emma Gould," she said. "What's yours?" "Wanted." "By all the girls or just the law? ↗


— Dennis Lehane


#gangsters #humor #dating

Times are a’changing, my man. Welcome to the new real world where fat people don’t have to hate themselves anymore. Thank God for women like Melissa McCarthy and Adele so we can all start really believing that now. ↗


— Stephanie McAfee


#humor #inspirational #change

As an adult, I've met an ocean of divorced people. I might even know more divorced people than married people, because I live in godless Los Angeles, where if you're engaged it simply means you're publicly announcing that you are dating a person monogamishly. ↗


— Mindy Kaling


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Yemen produces coffee, Egypt cotton, Iraq dates, Palestine oranges, and Syria trouble. ↗


— John Gunther


#middle-east #syria #dating






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