#hum

What are all these?" Clary asked. "Vials of holy water, blessed knives, steel and silver blades," Jace said, piling the weapons on the floor beside him, "electrum wire - not much use at the moment but it's always good to have spares - silver bullets, charms of protetion, crucifixes, stars of David-" "Jesus," said Clary "I doubt he'd fit." "Jace." Clary was appalled. ↗

— Cassandra Clare

#humor #irony #jace-wayland #jesus #humor

When you are around people who are really suffering, you get to experience some of their suffering and that can make you stronger in your faith. ↗

— Art Hochberg

#inspirational #art

When you smell a flower, where is the smell before you smell the flower? Think about that one. ↗

— Art Hochberg

#inspirational #art

I just rely on natural talent," said Adrian, strolling up to the start of the Dragon's Lair. "When you have such a wealth of it to draw from, the danger comes from having too much. ↗

— Richelle Mead

#humor #humor

I still don't belong to anyone - I am mine. ↗

— Morrissey

#lyrics #music #humor

Thats not a bad word, hate and war are bad words, fuck isnt. ↗

— Judy Blume

#life #philosophy #truth #wisdom #humor

I don't really like coffee, she said, but I don't really like it when my head hits my desk when I fall asleep either. ↗

— Brian Andreas

#humor #story-people #work #humor

And now leave me in peace for a bit! I don't want to answer a string of questions while I am eating. I want to think!" "Good Heavens!" said Pippin. "At breakfast? ↗

— J.R.R. Tolkien

#hobbits #humorous #humor

This emotion I'm feeling now, this is love, right?" "I don't know. Is it a longing? Is it a giddy stupid happiness just because you're with me?" "Yes," she said. "That's influenza," said Miro. "Watch for nausea or diarrhea within a few hours. ↗

— Orson Scott Card

#relationships #symptoms #humor

There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes. ↗

— Ralph Waldo Emerson

#fashion #humor #respect #humor