#hum

When somebody make you feel happy it doesn't meant that he/she loves you.Its only Friendship or Nothing. ↗

— Brijesh Mauryu

#friendship

Without desire, one is a walking cadaver. ↗

— Karldon Okruta

#humour #inspirational-attitude #wake-up-call #attitude

Good instincts usually tell you what to do long before your head has figured it out. ↗

— Michael Burke

#instincts #life #life

Whoever said it was better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all was smoking crack. ↗

— Kait Nolan

#love #humor

Sex with me has been described by more than one person as “Like making love to a brick.” Of course, you’re probably skeptical, because all men boast—exaggerate—about their sexual prowess. Rest assured, if that’s not the truth, it’s only because it’s an overstatement. A brick actually moves around more than I do.
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— Dark Jar Tin Zoo

#brick-and-blanket-uses #funny #humor #love #sex

She had never really listened to anyone in her life; which, some said, was why she had survived. ↗

— G.K. Chesterton

#survival #humor

The Lord prefers common-looking people. That is why he made so many of them. ↗

— Abraham Lincoln

#beauty #humor #life #people #beauty

I am familiar with the modern world – of thirty years ago. Since then, I have stayed modern and the world has accelerated into the dark ages. ↗

— Bauvard

#funny #humor #medievalism #modernity #old-fashioned

...besides, i'm a cat. i respect the sanctity of sleep. ↗

— serpent's shadow Rick Riordan

#cat #humor #respect

Let me tell you: the only way to get rid of dragons is to have one of your own. ↗

— Evgeny Shvarts

#dragon #fantasy #humor #life-lessons #play