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It's very advanced of you to have accepted my mortality so fatalistically. ↗


— Cassandra Clare


#humor

Gemma talking to Charley... "Got it. Have you seen my pants?" "Speaking of which, how did you get home without them?" "I borrowed a pair of you sweats. I ran into a convenience store with them on. I talked to neighbors out in their yard when I pulled up. And only after I got inside did I realize the had 'Exit Only' written across the back." "You stole my favorite sweats?" "I wanted to die." "It's weird that sweats would make you suicidal. I'd analyze the crap out of that if I were you." "Do you actually wear those in public?" "Only when I go out in them ↗


— Darynda Jones


#humor

Madam Dorothea shot him a dark look. "If you were half as funny as you thought you were, my boy, you'd be twice as funny as you are. ↗


— Cassandra Clare


#insults #philosophical #funny

Thomas Jefferson - another gorgeous white boy who would not have been interested in me. ↗


— Tina Fey


#humor

Do you have my pussy? Oh God, cat! Do you have my cat? ↗


— M.A. Stacie


#romance #humor

I'm the terrorist, do what I say or I'll terrorize you. ↗


— D.J. MacHale


#sci-fi #humor

Nothing is so galling to a people not broken in from the birth as a paternal, or in other words a meddling government, a government which tells them what to read and say and eat and drink and wear. ↗


— Thomas W. Higginson


#birth #broken #drink #eat #galling

English? Who needs that? I'm never going to England. ↗


— Matt Groening


#humor

He had relieved whores beyond counting of frocks, stays, chemises, garters, and stockings. He had never before in his life unbuttoned a gently bred maiden's glove. He'd committed salacious acts beyond number. He'd never before felt so depraved as he did now, as the last pearl came free and he drew the soft kid down, baring her wrist, and his dark fingers grazed the delicate skin he'd exposed. ↗


— Loretta Chase


#jessica-trent #romance #humor

Some things are best left a blur. Births and Visa Bills. ↗


— Sophie Kinsella


#shopaholic #humor






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