#humor

Somehow the pantsless gay man is not bringing the romance, Scott. ↗

— Bryan Lee O'Malley

#humor

Anyone who makes up their mind about an issue before they hear the issue is a fool. ↗

— Chris Rock

#humor

Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law? ↗

— Dick Clark

#about #always #based #ever #father-in-law

Of course. The team on your carriage was beautiful. They are yours, aren't they?" He ignored her and walked ahead until his foot connected with soft mushy ground. "Shit," he muttered. "Exactly." He glared at her, thinking himself a saint for not going for her throat. ↗

— Julia Quinn

#humor #beauty

I've always tried to explore the humorous aspects of life. ↗

— Ted Lange

#aspects #explore #humorous #i #life

Dance of the Sugar Plum Bikey. Yes, that's got a nice ring to it. ↗

— Louise Rennison

#humor

NI! Oh no! Not ni! ↗

— Graham Chapman

#holy-grail #humor #funny

I know why you picked that movie,' he told her. Annie smiled and said, 'It fits our life in a few ways, I guess.' Buster pointed at the screen, which was now blank. 'It shows you that you have to stay vigilant to find a missing person, even when people tell you not to, that it's possible to bring them back from the dead.' Annie shook her head. 'I picked it because it shows that after you bring someone back from the dead, you get to kill them yourself. ↗

— Kevin Wilson

#family

FK THAT. I AM TUCKER MAX. I AM BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU. ↗

— Tucker Max

#inspirational #humor

All men are selfish, brutal and inconsiderate--and I wish I could find one. ↗

— Shulamith Firestone

#humor