#humor

It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them! ↗

— Friedrich Nietzsche

#philosophy #humor

I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn’t know. ↗

— Mark Twain

#knowledge #humor

Malachi scowled. "I don't remember the Clave inviting you into the Glass City, Magnus Bane." "They didn't," Magnus said. "Your wards are down." "Really?" the Consul's voice dripped sarcasm. "I hadn't noticed." Magnus looked concerned. "That's terrible. Someone should have told you." He glanced at Luke. "Tell him the wards are down. ↗

— Cassandra Clare

#humor #magnus-bane #sarcasm #humor

My tastes are simple: I am easily satisfied with the best. ↗

— Winston Churchill

#taste #humor

So, please, oh please, we beg, we pray, go throw your TV set away, and in its place you can install, a lovely bookcase on the wall. ↗

— Roald Dahl

#humor #television #humor

I think God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability. ↗

— Oscar Wilde

#god #humor #man #humor

If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign? ↗

— Albert Einstein

#human #humor #philosophy #stupidity #humor

Percy wouldn't notice a joke if it danced naked in front of him wearing one of Dobby's hats. ↗

— J.K. Rowling

#humor

That does it," said Jace. "I'm going to get you a dictionary for Christmas this year." "Why?" Isabelle said. "So you can look up 'fun.' I'm not sure you know what it means. ↗

— Cassandra Clare

#fun #humor #isabelle-lightwood #jace-wayland #humor

Mom says it's because she has PMS. Do you even know what that means? "I'm not a little kid anymore. It means pissed-at- men syndrome ↗

— Nicholas Sparks

#humor