#humor

I think the key indicator for wealth is not good grades, work ethic, or IQ. I believe it's relationships. Ask yourself two questions: How many people do I know, and how much ransom money could I get for each one? ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#funny #grades #humor #iq #kidnap

I suppose I'll have to add the force of gravity to my list of enemies. ↗

— Lemony Snicket

#humor

You know, Ham," Breeze noted. "The only funny thing about your jokes is how often they lack any humor whatsoever. ↗

— Brandon Sanderson

#p- #funny

Writing is easy. You only need to stare at a blank piece of paper until drops of blood form on your forehead. ↗

— Gene Fowler

#humor

Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well". From: "More Maxims of Mark ↗

— Mark Twain

#procrastination #humor

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ↗

— Douglas Adams

#humor #humour #work #writing #humor

The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits. ↗

— Albert Einstein

#humor #humor

Be nice to nerds. You may end up working for them. We all could. ↗

— Charles J. Sykes

#nerd #nerds #work #humor

Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead. ↗

— Charles Bukowski

#humor

Do you remember me telling you we are practicing non-verbal spells, Potter?" "Yes," said Harry stiffly. "Yes, sir." "There's no need to call me "sir" Professor." The words had escaped him before he knew what he was saying. ↗

— J.K. Rowling

#rebellion #sarcasm #humor