#humor

I was neat, clean, shaved and sober and I didn't care who knew it. ↗

— Raymond Chandler

#humor

Silence, maiden; thy tongue outruns thy discretion. ↗

— Walter Scott

#humor

Sports fans eat shit. ↗

— George Carlin

#sports #humor

Queequeg was George Washington cannibalistically developed. ↗

— Herman Melville

#humor

All the people who follow me on Twitter know my sense of humor. I sometimes forget the blogosphere will give it more weight than I intended. ↗

— Kurt Sutter

#forget #give #humor #i #intended

It's a humorous statement that doesn't mean anything. You can't lie to God - it's ridiculous. ↗

— Jimmy Swaggart

#god #humorous #lie #mean #ridiculous

A quick puke, two rails of blow and she was solid. ↗

— Carl Hiaasen

#humor

Coffee isn't my cup of tea. ↗

— Samuel Goldwyn

#humor

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark. ↗

— Steven Wright

#humor

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. ↗

— William Howard Taft

#american people #brain #due #humor #infusion