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Fall in love with a dog's bum, And thou'll think it pretty as a plum. ↗


— Marcel Proust


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Granana doesn't understand what the big deal is. She didn't cry at Olivia's funeral, and I doubt she even remembers Olivia's name. Granana lost, like, ninety-two million kids in childbirth. All of her brothers died in the war. She survived the Depression by stealing radish bulbs from her neighbors' garden, and fishing the elms for pigeons. Dad likes to remind us of this in a grave voice, as if it explained her jaundiced pitilessness: "Boys. Your grandmother ate pigeons. ↗


— Karen Russell


#humor-relationships #short-stories #humor

Of course, like all the informal inhabitants of the University the roaches were a little unusual, but there was something particularly unpleasant about the sound of billions of very small feet hitting the stones in perfect time. Rincewind stepped gingerly over the marching column. The Librarian jumped it. The Luggage, of course, followed them with a noise like someone tapdancing over a bag of crisps. ↗


— Terry Pratchett


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What part of you is dead, my daughter?” I didn’t know—my sense of humor maybe? ↗


— Devon Monk


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The pillow was heaven feathers in six-hundred-count cotton joy. ↗


— Devon Monk


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And you thought that rock was just ugly,” Shame said. “It’s ugly and powerful.” “No wonder you like it so much. Birds of a feather . . . ” Terric mumbled ↗


— Devon Monk


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I was reminded of the time I got a free upgrade to first class, where I sat right next to Sean Connery. Tongue-tied, I couldn't think of a thing to say besides, "You're Sean Connery," of which presumably he was aware. ↗


— Lionel Shriver


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But you have read Madame Bovary?' (I'd never heard of her books.) 'No. ↗


— David Mitchell


#literature #humor

Lowkey punchdrunk off this Sangria-sweet love and all it’s prodigious trappings… ↗


— Brandi L. Bates


#drugs #humor #love #sex #humor

So if my ability to meditate was what was going to save the world, or at least save Portland, then I was pretty sure we should all think about moving to Seattle. ↗


— Devon Monk


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