#humor

You see, the journey of life is a wondrous thing. There are no maps, and no rest stops. You follow the signs as best you can, and suddenly you’re there. Wherever you are, that is. ↗

— P.J. Bracegirdle

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من الغريب والصحيح أيضاً أن الانفعالات الحادة تجعلنا نستجيب إلى الأخبار المزلزلة بعكس مايمليه المنطق. هي القيمة المطلقة للعواطف البشرية فتسجل الأحداث السعيدة أحياناً على مقياس ريختر على أنها صدمة خالصة, فيما تدفعنا الاحزان المروعة أحياناً إلى الانفجار بالضحك. ↗

— Elizabeth Gilbert

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Men are always hanging around the florist in droves to buy flowers for each other's wives. The only thing worse than treachery is tackiness. ↗

— Bauvard

#florists #flowers #funny #humor #marriage

Billy Pilgrim had a theory about diaries. Women were more likely than men to think that their lives had sufficient meaning to require recording on a daily basis. It was not for the most part a God-is-leading-me-on-a-wondrous-journey kind of meaning, but more an I've-gotta-be-me-but-nobody-cares sentimentalism that passed for meaning, and they usually stopped keeping a diary by the time they hit thirty, because by then they didn't want to ponder the meaning of life anymore because it scared the crap out of them. ↗

— Dean Koontz

#humor #meaningful #men #women #men

Humor has been the balm of my life, but it's been reserved for those close to me, not part of the public Lana. ↗

— Lana Turner

#been #close #humor #lana #life

You can't understand Twenty-first-Century Politics with an Eighteenth-Century Brain. ↗

— George Lakoff

#george-lakeoff #humor-inspirational #political-humor #political-science #politics

If you don't do crazy things when you're twenty, then you do them when you're sixty and then, it looks pathetic. ↗

— Tionne Rogers

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I hadn’t gone to one dance in my entire high school career. I was six foot tall and a hundred and twenty pounds. When I danced, I looked like a praying mantis on fire. ↗

— Justin Halpern

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Everything was a test. Or a lesson. Or a punishment from which he was supposed to learn a lesson, on which he would be tested later, and punished if he hadn't learned it. ↗

— Orson Scott Card

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All humans are insane, they exists because insanity exists. ↗

— Prakhar Bansal

#humor #inspirational #science #inspirational