#humor

The President has a wonderful sense of humor, which is one of the reasons it is so much fun to work for him. ↗

Bite me, Goth princess,” Shane called from the back. “Not literally or anything.” “Maybe you should say that to Michael.” “Not funny, Eve,” Michael said. Eve raised her eyebrows and held her fingers up, measuring off about an inch. “Little bit,” she said. ↗

— Rachel Caine

#eve-rosser #funny #ghost-town #humor #michael-glass

The worst part of success is trying to find someone who is happy for you. ↗

— Bette Midler

#happiness #humor #inspirational #jealousy #success

We don't like their sound. Groups of guitars ar on there way out. ↗

— Decca Records

#humor #funny

Just know I am Not there to catch you But I am there for you ↗

— Caleb Warta

#humor #life #life-lessons #poem #poetry

I'm not a person who thinks they can have it all, but I certainly feel that with a bit of effort and guile I should be able to have more than my fair share. ↗

— George Carlin

#humor #funny

We need to talk. All of us About what we're going to do now." "I was going to watch Project Runway. ↗

— Cassandra Clare

#clary #humor #jace #humor

The world is a stage and the play is badly cast. ↗

— Oscar Wilde

#humor

You nicked-named my daughter after the Lock Ness Monster! ↗

— Stephenie Meyer

#humor

Rock Hudson wasn't my type. He's a great guy and had a great sense of humor. ↗