#humor

Well, darkness with humor... I'm not an extremely suicidal or sad person. ↗

— Peter Steele

#extremely #humor #i #person #sad

Fang swerved closer to me, big and supremely graceful, like a black panther with wings. Oh, God. I'm so stupid. Forget I just said that. "He needs a Band-Aid," I said. A look passed between me and Fang, full of suppressed humor, relief, understanding,love — Forget I said that too. I don't know what's wrong with me. ↗

— James Patterson

#flying #friendship #funny #humor #lol

I saw you in the library. With—” “ Colonel Mustard? ↗

— Cassandra Clare

#jace-and-clay #humor

Lonzo made a show of patting down his pockets "Damn, I must have left my rope and grappling hook in my other pants. ↗

— Alexis Morgan

#humor

Music and comedy are so linked. The rhythm of comedy is con­nected to the rhythm of music. They’re both about creating tension and knowing when to let it go. I’m always surprised when somebody funny is not musical. ↗

— Conan O'Brien

#humor #music #funny

Strange things are afoot at the Circle K. ↗

— Bill and Ted

#humor

So I flirt with disaster once or twice. Who doesn’t?” He snorted. “You don’t just flirt with disaster, you have intercourse with it. ↗

— Dannika Dark

#disaster #flirt #funny #humor #impulse

I'm so pretty, it's hard for me to think of myself as intelligent. ↗

— Jim Butcher

#thomas-raith #vanity #humor

I really do not know that anything has ever been more exciting than diagramming sentences. ↗

— Gertrude Stein

#grammar-humor #humor

Fidelity is for phonographs ↗

— Saul Bellow

#humor