#humor

Dreams are playgrounds of unicorns :D ↗

— JaMiee

#dreams

You should see his older brother,” said Jem. “Makes Gabriel look sweeter than gingerbread. Hates Will even more thanGabriel, too, if that’s possible. ↗

— Cassandra Clare

#will-herondale #humor

To keep up appearances, I stomp my room and slam the door. ↗

— Laurie Halse Anderson

#humor

Nicholas: I know you, brother. You've been threatened with matrimonial pursuits before. Why are you really here? William: I received an invitation. Nicholas: Not from me you didn't. William: Of course not from you, brother. Parliament would go up in flames before I receive a social invitation from you. ↗

— Donna MacMeans

#invitation #parlimament #romance #education

It wasn't all that different from any particularly demanding boarding school, except that of course nobody ever went home for the holidays and we had a lot of brain surgery. ↗

— Kage Baker

#humor #education

Here's to another year and let's hope it's above ground. ↗

— Carol Shields

#humor #living #age

Jack Woodson is currently living and working in Dallas, TX. He has forty children, and all of them have different mothers. ↗

— John Pearson

#humor #teaching #education

Since most parents are reluctant to talk about sex, schools have tried to fill the gap. In America, when we decide to ignore a subject, our favorite form of denial is to teach it incompetently. Familiarity without true understanding is not only the basis of our families but of our educational system as well. ↗

— Bob Smith

#incompetence #sex-education #education

Darkdoom? Darkdoom did this?" Nero was visibly surprised. He placed a hand on his forehead, rubbing his temples. "Oh, why is it always the bald ones? ↗

— Mark Walden

#darkdoom #dr-nero #humor #education

Perhaps they never left the island when construction was complete," Otto replied. Wing raised an eyebrow. "A true job for life." "Or a life for a job," Otto countered. He wouldn't be at all surprised, given the emphasis on total secrecy, if H.I.V.E. offered an "aggressive" retirement package for lower-level employees. Here, being fired was probably a term that was taken a little too literally. ↗

— Mark Walden

#humor #otto #wing #education