#humor

These guys may not talk too much about relationships, but they sure do blush at telling moments, don’t they? Maybe that’s the key to understanding the opposite sex; I could invent a science, call it blushology. ↗

— Jody Gehrman

#guys #humor #relationships #humor

Still enmeshed from the knees down, Vayl flopped off the cabinet before we realized he needed a hand down, falling fast and hard like a penguin who hasn't bought the whole flightless scenario. ↗

— Jennifer Rardin

#humor

If this keeps up, we’re going to own Melengar,” Hadrian mentioned. “What’s this we stuff?” Royce asked. “You’re retired, remember?” “Oh? So you’ll be leading the Nationalist advance, will you?” “Sixty-forty?” Royce proposed. ↗

— Michael J. Sullivan

#humor

Tact: the ability to tell a man he's open-minded when he has a hole in his head. ↗

— F. G. Kernan

#humour #tact #humor

A lesser moustache, under the impact of that quick, agonised expulsion of breath, would have worked loose at the roots. ↗

— P.G. Wodehouse

#humor

We're all secretly idiots inside. ↗

— -Sadiya

#humor

Teachers're always using that "in your own words." I hate that. Authors knit their sentences tight. It's their job. Why make us unpick them, just to put it back together more shonkily? How're you s'posed to say Kapellmeister if you can't say Kapellmeister? ↗

— David Mitchell

#school #truth #humor

Chocolate, coffee, and ice cream were far more reliable when it came to providing a good time, and at least they would never disappoint me. ↗

— Keri Arthur

#men #humor

Teagan: How long has it been since you read a book that didn’t havevampires in it? Abby: They write books with no vampires? Wait...the penguins made us read that Shakesrear guy, right? Teagan: Shakespeare. ↗

— Kersten Hamilton

#shakespeare #vampires #humor

Guys don't want women with good taste, guys want women who taste good. ↗

— Sheryl J. Anderson

#love #men #humor