#humor

Everything in this room is edible. Even I'm edible. But, that would be called canibalism. It is looked down upon in most societies. ↗

— Tim Burton

#gluttony #humor #manners #humor

Regin stated to Fegley - "I finally understand what a dickie-do is. Your gut does stick out more than your dickie do. ↗

— Kresely Cole

#humor

So let me get this straight. You were living in a tent in the woods, but now you're living with Prince Charming and anger management boy? SERIOUSLY?! ↗

— Natsuki Takaya

#anger

Here’s to freedom, cheers to art. Here’s to having an excellent adventure and may the stopping never start. ↗

— Jason Mraz

#art #humor #life #art

It's mighty strange for a U-Haul the size of the one Nina rented to show up at the residence when no one has died and a family isn't hauling out furniture. The patients parked in the wheelchairs in the shade think they might have missed some news: "George was watching the TV one minute, then was gone the next." That's the story they like to hear. ↗

— Holley Rubinsky

#humor #family

She’s the kind of woman I could see myself spending the rest of my life with—after I turn 99.
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— Jarod Kintz

#funny #humor #life #relationships #woman

He reached up t0 grab one and came down with several, and they kept coming, washing over him, floating all around him. Never have tampon strings seemed so beautiful as they rolled up and down with the wind, landing on the ground and then twirling and floating up again, falling and rising and falling and rising. ↗

— John Green

#humor #beauty

If you picked up the Life of Frank movie case at Scarecrow Video, the best review on the back would just say, 'Meh. ↗

— Lish McBride

#life

Calvin: Look, a dead bird! Hobbes: It must've hit a window. Calvin: Isn't it beautiful? It's so delicate. Sighhh... once it's too late, you appreciate what a miracle life is. You realize that nature is ruthless and our existence is very fragile, temporary, and precious. But to go on with your daily affairs, you can't really think about that...which is probably why everyone takes the world for granted and why we act so thoughtlessly. It's very confusing. I suppose it will all make sense when we grow up. Hobbes: No doubt. ↗

— Bill Watterson

#beauty

How I should despise such a thing if I were a man. What a nose she has! what a chin! what a neck! Then her eyes--and the worst kissing lips in the universe. ↗

— John Vanbrugh

#comparison #humor #beauty