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Caroline stamped her foot in frustration, but when it landed, it landed on something considerably less flat than the floor. "Owww!" he yelled. Oh! His foot!Sorrysorrysorrysorrysorrysorry , she mouthed.I didn't mean it. "If you think I can understand that," he growled, "you're crazier than I'd originally thought. ↗


— Julia Quinn


#humor #julia-quinn #funny

Rough Night, Kitten? ↗


— Cherise Sinclair


#funny

At the very leadt, we can grab Monica and hustle her skanky ass back to her dad wile you brave, strong menfolk hold off the bad guys. Right? ↗


— Rachel Caine


#humor #random #funny

Meow says the cat ,quack says the duck , Bow wow wow says the dog ! Grrrr! ↗


— Charles Dickens


#humor #humor

What's so funny about peace, love and understanding ↗


— Elvis Costello


#funny

We don't shoot somebody soon, I'm gonna forget how ↗


— Dave Barry


#funny #humor #leonard #trouble #funny

I have a star on Hollywood Blvd. It glows in the dark and I stuck it there myself. ↗


— Jarod Kintz


#hollywood #humor #funny

Sure, I said. But some people would ask, 'How can you expect others to replicate what you're doing here?' What would be your answer to that? He turned back and , smiling sweetly, said, Fuck you. Then, in a stentorian voice, he corrected himself: No. I would say, 'The objective is to inculcate in the doctors and nurses the spirit to dedicate themselves to the patients, and especially to having an outcome-oriented view of TB.' He was grinning, his face alight. He looked very young just then. In other words, 'Fuck you'. ↗


— Paul Farmer & Tracy Kidder


#humor #funny

The Brit's face shares a heritage with a junkyard butt-sniffing mutt. It's a hard-earned moonshine mug, dotted with a hairy mole that looks like a rat's been gnawing on it. His beard looks like a white sneeze. The teeth are jagged and out of alignment, having opened quarts at Jiffy Quick Lube for half a decade. ↗


— Brett Tate


#funny #humor #humour #memoir #sex

Who are you?’ Gaia gasped. The girl froze for a moment. Looked at her. Smiled and said, ‘Who am I? I’m the Breeze, bitch! ↗


— Michael Grant


#breeze-quote #brianna #funny #gaia #humor






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