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W turned on his heel and began walking toward the door at the far wall. And by walking I mean, of course, not moving at all, at least not to the naked eye, because his strides could only be measured in micrometers. His creaky legs made barely the tiniest of forward steps, so he’d taken four strides before I noticed any lateral movement at all. “I'll be right back.” “Geologically speaking, of course,” HARV said. ↗


— John Zakour


#sci-fi #sci-fi-humour-comedy #sci-fi

I am in the Master of Professional Writing program teaching Humor Writing, Literary and Dramatic. ↗


— Shelley Berman


#dramatic #humor #i #i am #literary

I've got a theory, it could be bunnies... - all pause - (Tara) I've got a theor- (Anya) Bunnies aren't just cute like everybody supposes, They've got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses. And what's with all the carrots-? What do they need such good eyesight for anywa - y? Bunnies, bunnies it must be bunnies! - pause - ...or maybe midgets... (Willow) I've got a theory we should work this fa - s t. ( Giles) because it clearly could get serious before it's passed. (Buffy) I've got a theory - it doesn't matte - r. What can't we face if we're together? What's in this place that we can't weather? Apocalypse? We've all been there. The same old trips. Why should we care? (All) What can't we do if we get in it? We'll work it through if there's a minute. We have to try. We'll pay the price. It's do or die. (Buffy) Hey, I've died twice! What can't we face if we're together? (Giles) What can't we face? What's in this place that we can't weather? (Giles) If we're together. There's nothing we can't fa - ce. (Pause) (Anya) Except for bunnies... ↗


— Joss Whedon


#faith #harmony #humor #music #musical-song-lyrics

Miss Wormwood: Calvin, your test was an absolute disgrace! It's obvious you haven't read any of the material. Our first president was not Chef Boy-Ar-Dee and you ought to be ashamed to have turned in such preposterous answers! Calvin: I just don't test well. ↗


— Bill Watterson


#education

I hate to think that all my current experiences will someday become stories with no point. ↗


— Bill Watterson


#experience

How is it that little children are so intelligent and men so stupid? It must be education that does it ↗


— Alexandre Dumas


#education #humor #innate-wisdom #education

Clever is when one is crafty enough to mistake your imagination for intelligence. Smart is when one assumes they are too educated to notice the difference. ↗


— Kerry E. Wagner


#sarcasm #satire #education

The thing you do during procrastinating from work is the thing you should be doing for the rest of your life ↗


— Jessica Hische


#life

Truax held up a business card. Randolph “The Hammer” Tinker Attorney at Law “I nail justice in the face. ↗


— Chris Genoa


#business

A humorist doesn't really do that much note-taking. ↗


— P. J. O'Rourke


#much #really






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