#humor

You’re used to being the smartest guy in the room. Solitary confinement will do that. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#humor #funny

Semper ubi sub ubi (Latin for "Always wear underwear") ↗

— Bryanna Lee

#humor

The Gunman is useless. I know it. He knows it. The whole bank knows it. ↗

— Markus Zusak

#humor

Who knows what goes on in the mind of a cat? ↗

— Julie Kagawa

#fairies #humor #humor

Bitch, you are SO lucky you didn’t try to eat my dog. ↗

— Jeaniene Frost

#tyler #humor

It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it. ↗

— Steven Wright

#paint #world #humor

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs, jolted by every pebble in the road. ↗

— Henry Ward Beecher

#humor #humor

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. ↗

— Maryon Pearson

#humor #success #funny

Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There is too much fraternizing with the enemy. ↗

— Henry Kissinger

#humor

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii? ↗

— Steven Wright

#humor