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Much of the Kama Sutra is like origami; I don’t quite understand all the bending that needs to happen. ↗

— Erica Goros

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A brick could be used as a Disappointment Cube. Here, I’m giving mine to you, because you really bummed me out, man.
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— Jarod Kintz

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You put cow dung on my face?’ ‘Every day religiously until you were three. Why else do you think your skin is so clear? ↗

— Renita D'Silva

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A brick could be licked, like a cat’s asshole. But obviously inversed, because your tongue is soft and the brick is rough.
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used to save humanity from mortality. Or at least save us from mortar. 
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used to instill patience in a pupil. Not a pupil as in part of an iris, but a pupil as in student. Seems a bit silly to try to teach eyes patience, because they enjoy staring at a blank screen every night while their surrounding body is prone to lying prone in bed for eight hours. 
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— Jarod Kintz

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I took a nap and used a napkin as a blanket. Obviously, it was a little nap. 
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— Jarod Kintz

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Dude! Get a fucking grip, it's just a song! When had I turned into a 5-yr-old girl? At the very least, I needed to get my libido under control before the song finished, because I didn’t think that my raging hard-on would be a good icebreaker. Well, figuratively speaking anyway, I thought smugly. ↗

— M.C. Lavocat

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A brick could be used to double back, donkey levitate cough meow cough meow hiss on giraffe shaft stroke a local bloke bludgeon Armageddon—not my arm, Sorry, I think I just had a stroke.
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— Jarod Kintz

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Bricks could be used to fill Fort Knox. I know, I know. You’re probably thinking, if we fill Fort Knox with bricks, where will we keep all the gold that’s kept there? I still need to get precise measurements, and move all my clothes, but I think it’d be a good idea to store the gold in my closet.
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— Jarod Kintz

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