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There is a crucifix, a few cloves of garlic, a wooden stake, a hammer, a blob of Silly Putty, and a pocketknife. “You do realize these people aren’t vampires, right?” I say when Sam walks back in. “Yeah, but you never know. They’re probably crazy, like you said.” “And even if we were hunting vampires, what the hell is the Silly Putty for?” He shrugs. “Just want to be prepared. ↗


— Pittacus Lore


#humor

And besides . . . I don’t want to leave you. Er, you guys.” He smiled, and it lit up his whole face. “Well, ‘we’ are certainly happy to hear that. Oh, and I’m also happy to watch our darling little love child dragon while you’re in St. Louis.” I grinned back. ↗


— Richelle Mead


#awww #contentment #conversation #humor #love

She'll be back," Ranger said. "But not tonight." [Stephanie] "How'd you get her to leave?" "Told her I was gonna spend the next twelve hours ruining you for all other men, and so she might as well go home." I could feel the heat rush to my face. Ranger gave me the wolf smile. "I lied about it being tonight," he said. ↗


— Janet Evanovich


#ranger #romance #humor

Rule number 2 - don't listen to me!" Arriane laughed, "I'm certifiably insane! ↗


— Lauren Kate


#fallen #humor #luce #young-adult-fiction #humor

Harry," Bob drawled, his eye lights flickering smugly, "what you know about women, I could juggle. ↗


— Jim Butcher


#women #humor

I put tape on the mirrors in my house so I don't accidentally walk through into another dimension. ↗


— Steven Wright


#sci-fi #sf #humor

Why are they going to disappear him?' I don't know.' It doesn't make sense. It isn't even good grammar. ↗


— Joseph Heller


#humor

If you two yentas are finished discussing Claire’s rabid who-ha, me and the boys would like to eat sometime this century." "You and 'the boys?' You just met them today. Does the Ya Ya Brotherhood already have a secret handshake and a password?" Liz joked. ↗


— Tara Sivec


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That's ridiculous." Especially the part about Christian being manly. ↗


— Richelle Mead


#rose-hathaway #humor

BE QUIET!!...What do you want...? I was in the middle of saying something nice... ↗


— Tite Kubo


#humor #manga #humor






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