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It might not look it but rocking in a corset is harder than you think ↗

— Evanescence

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It'll be messy, but after a day you'll be zipping around as though you were a thousand years old again. ↗

— Eoin Colfer

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Can't we be friends?' I hate your guts, Frankovitch' Can't our guts be friends? ↗

— Barbara Park

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Gazzy sniffed the air. "That's explosives. It smells like Christmas!" Okay, so we've had somewhat untraditional Christmases. With explosives. ↗

— James Patterson

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People say 'I'm taking it one day at a time'. You know what? So is everybody. That's how time works. ↗

— Hannibal Buress

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You can't judge a book by it's cover but you can sure sell a bunch of books if you have a good one. ↗

— Jayce O'Neal

#drjayce #humor #jayce #jayceoneal #publishing

I like people too much or not at all. ↗

— Sylvia Plath

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Seeing how I've held your penis in my hand, I think that puts you firmly in the not a stranger category. ↗

— Jessica Scott

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Finch picked up one of the ancient fax-mags and brought it over to me. "I don't need anything to read," I said. "I'll just sit here and eavesdrop along with you." "I thought you might sit on the mag," he said. "It's extremely difficult to get soot out of chintz. ↗

— Connie Willis

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[...]if you talk any more flummery to me, Frederica, I shall give you one of my—er—icy set-downs!”(Alverstoke) ↗

— Georgette Heyer

#icy #stammer #humor