#humor

I love Paul O'Neill, but you could not pay me enough to work for him again" one official told me. "the man has never encountered an answer he can't turn into another twenty hours of work. ↗

— Charles Duhigg

#business

Gods play games with the fates of men. But first they have to get all the pieces on the board and look all over the place for the dice. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#humor

Here lies one who knew how to get around him men who were cleverer than himself ↗

— Andrew Carnegie

#inspirational #humor

He groaned slightly and winced like Prometheus watching his vulture dropping in for lunch. ↗

— P.G. Wodehouse

#humor

Sylvie had an amazing life, but she didn't get to live it very often. ↗

— Roderick Townley

#humor #humor

Sometimes it’s better to fail with pride, than to succeed at a price ↗

— Benny Bellamacina

#humour #life #philosophy #success #wisdom

The world requires me to re-write its wretched dialogue! ↗

— Richard Greenberg

#humor #writing #humor

I'd rather buy clothes then buy a bed ↗

— Christian Siriano

#clothes #humor #project #runway #humor

I love you. I will love you till the stars crumble, which is a less idle threat than is usual to lovers on parting. ↗

— Robin McKinley

#humor #love #luthe #humor

Well, I'm just a girl, sitting in front of a rock star, wondering why I bothered. ↗

— C.J. Skuse

#humor