#humor

The one charm about the past is that it is the past. But women never know when the curtain has fallen. ↗

— Oscar Wilde

#humor

I've always tried to explore the humorous aspects of life. ↗

— Ted Lange

#aspects #explore #humorous #i #life

A brick could be used as a dream stimulator. Just tap it gently against your forehead. And if the mechanism gets stuck, just slam it down on your skull to jar everything loose.
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— Jarod Kintz

#brick-and-blanket-iq-test #brick-and-blanket-responses #brick-and-blanket-test #brick-and-blanket-uses #funny

A brick could be used to assuage your sense that life isn't real. Hold it in your hands and say, This is not a dream.
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— Jarod Kintz

#brick-and-blanket-iq-test #brick-and-blanket-responses #brick-and-blanket-test #brick-and-blanket-uses #funny

Skull merchandise never depricates. Flamming skulls appricate faster. ↗

— Mayhem Saying

#humor

EH.MA.GAWD. ↗

— Lisi Harrison

#humor

Then she began to mutter to herself and gesture to the empty air. oh. Sonny sighed. Just another central park crazy. ↗

— Lesley Livingston

#humor

boys do have cooties. In high school they're called STDs. ↗

— Nicole Chaloux

#cooties #humor #humor

How DARE the villainous cads be as clever as the heroes. ↗

— Mercedes Lackey

#humor

If you have the choice between humble and cocky, go with cocky. There's always time to be humble later, once you've been proven horrendously, irrevocably wrong. ↗

— Kinky Friedman

#humorous #inspirational #life #funny