#humor

I was safe. Uncomfortable as hell, but safe.-Bobby, RR ↗

— D.J. MacHale

#humor

They'll be fine," Wickersham said. "Practice makes perfect." I had to ask. "You practice running away?" "We knew we'd make enemies. Other organizations have fire drills; we have oh-shit-someone-found-our-ass drills. ↗

— Scott Westerfeld

#scott-westerfeld #humor

Hatori: "That being said, Yuki... when did you become a woman?" Yuki: "How dare you say that after you've seen me naked so many times... ↗

— Natsuki Takaya

#humor

If you don't trust anyone, they can't let you down. ↗

— Simon R. Green

#humor

Everything has its drawbacks, as the man said when his mother-in-law died, and they came down upon him for the funeral expenses. ↗

— Jerome K. Jerome

#humor

She shuddered. “Oh, no. I hate chocolate.” Will looked horrified. “What kind of monster could possibly hate chocolate? ↗

— Cassandra Clare

#tessa-gray #will-herondale #humor

Cheap jewelry, however, is worse than no jewelry at all, and there are very few things in life than are worse than no jewelry at all. ↗

— Jill Conner Browne

#jewelry #women #humor

I can't bare you when you're not amusing. ↗

— Evelyn Waugh

#humor

Dr. Jacobus, I am walking out your doors right now. I need clothes. I am going to Vatican City. One does not go to Vatican City with ones ass hanging out. Do I make myself clear? ↗

— Dan Brown

#robert-langdon #vatican-city #humor

Nothing great is ever accomplished by following standards. ↗

— Geoffroy Birtz

#humour #science #humor