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Before I could lose my courage, I said, "Don't I get a kiss for luck? It's kind of a tradition, right?" I figured she would punch me. Instead, she drew her knife and stared at the army marching toward us. "Come back alive, Seaweed Brain. Then, we'll see. ↗


— Rick Riordan


#kiss #percabeth #courage

Human misery must somewhere have a stop; there is no wind that always blows a storm; great good fortune comes to failure in the end. All is change; all yields its place and goes; to persevere, trusting in what hopes he has, is courage in a man. The coward despairs. ↗


— Euripides


#humor #philosophical #change

Small men oft feel a need to prove their courage with unseemly boasts," he declared. "I doubt if he could kill a duck." Tyrion shrugged. "Fetch the duck. ↗


— George R.R. Martin


#courage #dance #dragons #duck #funny

Yet you told him you loved him?" "Yes, I did." Bridgid was clearly impressed. "You're more courageous than I am. The fear of being rejected pains me to even think about, yet you boldly told Brodick how you felt, even though he hadn't spoken his feelings." "Actually, he told me I loved him. ↗


— Julie Garwood


#courage

Good Samaritans: Truth, justice and the American way–for them it wasn't only a comic book code; it was a way of life. it was admirable, courageous, and inconvenient as shit. -Stefan, CHIMERA ↗


— Rob Thurman


#basilisk #chimera #sardonic-humor #science-fiction #stefan-korsak

Dumb is just not knowing. 'Ditzy' is having the courage to ask! ↗


— Jessica Simpson


#courage

I had a dream about you last night... you sat in a cardboard box and said you were a tree. ↗


— Nicole McKay


#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships

You have some balls." Frankie hated that expression, ever since Zada had pointed out to her that it equates courage with the male equipment... ↗


— E. Lockhart


#humor #inspirational #courage

The essence of courage is timing. Take me, for example. I’ll show up to fight anybody, anywhere. I’ll just show up a day late. ↗


— Jarod Kintz


#funny #humor #timing #courage

With the suggestion of a compromise Gawaine mustered up enough courage to speak. "What will you do if I surrender?" he asked. "Why, I'll eat you," said the dragon. "And if I don't surrender?" "I'll eat you just the same. ↗


— Heywood Broun


#humor #courage






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