#humor

There are two insults no human being will endure: that he has no sense of humor, and that he has never known trouble. ↗

— Sinclair Lewis

#endure #human #human being #humor #insults

All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand. ↗

— Steven Wright

#humor

Oh yeah, and Spader was hanging out with a penguin" -Bobby Pendragon ↗

— D.J. MacHale

#humor

The voice of Love seemed to call to me, but it was a wrong number. ↗

— P.G. Wodehouse

#love #humor

I blush to think of her beholding my work," Verl confessed. So do we," Newel assured him. ↗

— Brandon Mull

#fablehaven #humor #love #mull #newel

Everything I’ve ever done, ever thought, ever experienced, and ever felt, has led me up to this moment in my life. And after accumulating and culminating it, all I can say is, “Ahhhhh! ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#funny #humor #life #experience

Striking up conversations with strangers is something like extreme sports for autistic people. ↗

— Kamran Nazeer

#life #humor

Write it. Shoot it. Publish it. Crochet it, sauté it, whatever. MAKE. ↗

— Joss Whedon

#creating #humor #inspirational #humor

No headboards were broken. ↗

— John Green

#humor #twilight #funny

I couldn't believe I'd come this far, lost Tyson, suffered through so much, only to fail - stopped by a big stupid monster in a baby-blue tuxedo kilt. Nobody was going to swat down my friends like that! I mean...nobody, not Nobody. Ah, you know what I mean. ↗

— Rick Riordan

#humor