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He's one fry short of a Happy Meal. ↗


— Rush Limbaugh


#intellect #intelligence #obama #humor

THE FINAL TOUCH Portrait of nobody in particular Idiots are really one hundred per cent when they are also intelligent. ↗


— Piet Hein


#piet-hein #intelligence

In truth, he had always considered the sight of men eating croissants slightly ridiculous, especially at the beginning, when for the first bite they had to maneuver the point of the crescent into their mouths. No matter what a person did, he ended up with an asymmetrical mouthful of pastry, which he then had to relocate with his tongue to a more central location. This made him look less purposive than he might. Also, croissants were more apt than other breakfast foods to spray little flakes all over one’s clean dark suit. Art himself had accordingly never ordered a croissant in any working situation, and he believed that attention to this sort of detail was how it was that he had not lost his job like so many of his colleagues. ↗


— Gish Jen


#humorous #art

Where else," I will say, "does an old turtle crossing the path Make all the difference in the world? ↗


— Patricia MacLachlan


#humor #true-to-life #life

I'm an acquired taste, he assured her, displaying one dimple, but addictive. ↗


— Stephanie Bond


#love #love

When I'm in love, I can't stand anyone. ↗


— Stefano Benni


#love #wit #love

In every love affair, only the moon is free of charge. ↗


— Lara Biyuts


#love #love

I love to sleep. My astrological sign is the sloth. ↗


— Julie Schumacher


#love

Look, he isn’t even concerned.” I poured the tea. “He’s concerned, Mother. He just doesn’t panic, because he’s in charge and if he panics, everybody else will panic.” “I can jog around the room pretending to scream if you would like,” Jim offered. ↗


— Ilona Andrews


#don-t-panic #humor #jim #dreams

I collect ex-boyfriends -- and more than five, at last count. ↗


— Jasper Fforde


#humor #humor






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