#humorous

If we loved Steve Aylett, really loved him in the way that he deserves, a selfless love that genuinely wanted nothing save his happiness and comfort, we'd lobotomise him. ↗

— Alan Moore

#steve-aylett #writers #love

You can crab over the morning paper and kick the shins of the guy in the next seat at the movies and feel mean and discouraged and sneer at the politicians but there are a lot of nice people in the world just the same. ↗

— Raymond Chandler

#inspirational #inspirational

wear flannel next to your skin, and never believe in eternal punishment. ↗

— Julian Barnes

#inspirational #inspirational

If you are not dancing, your dead. ↗

— Lisa Alpine

#humorous #inspirational #inspirational

If you're on your back, you're not on your feet! ↗

— Sylvia Day

#inspirational

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, unless it is the burning bush, in that case the value of your bird just went up!! ↗

— Neil Leckman

#inspirational #inspirational

If I had wanted children of my own, I would have gotten married. If I had wanted to get married, I would have fallen in love. If I had wanted to fall in love, I would have met the right girl. If I had wanted to meet the right girl, I would have drank a whole lot less. ↗

— Carroll Bryant

#humor

Spanish was weird that way: two words for monkeys, and esposas meant both wives and handcuffs. That said a lot. ↗

— Ann Aguirre

#humor

Wow,” says Peter, “when your guidance counselor tells you to die, you really have problems. ↗

— Adam Selzer

#humorous #humorous-quotations #humor

Holy paranormal activity, Nightingale - to the Jag mobile. ↗

— Ben Aaronovitch

#humor