#humorous

So the world was nuts and he'd suddenly discovered a kink for geeks. There were worse things. ↗

— Louisa Edwards

#love

The one that sang, old Janine, was always whispering into the g***** microphone before she sang. She'd say, 'And now we like to geeve you our impression of Vooly Voo Fransay. Eet ees the story of leetle Fransh girl who comes to a beeg ceety, just like New York, and falls een love wees a leetle boy from Brookleen. We hope you like eet.' Then, when she was all done whispering and being cute as hell, she'd sing some dopey song, half in English and half in French, and drive all the phonies in the place mad with joy. ↗

— J.D. Salinger

#jd-salinger #love

One of the things I love about labeling myself as an author is that I can read books and call it "researching writing styles." --Mike Mankoff ↗

— Mike Mankoff

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Si el universo fuese un vestido,¿cuál te pondrías esta noche? ↗

— Sonia Fernández-Vidal

#quantic-love #science #love

Nothing helps your partner keep his mind on Jesus more than having a sign of His love tanned on your primary erogenous zones. ↗

— Scott B. Pruden

#humorous-quotes #immaculate-deception #satire #science-fiction #science-fiction-comedy

If we loved Steve Aylett, really loved him in the way that he deserves, a selfless love that genuinely wanted nothing save his happiness and comfort, we'd lobotomise him. ↗

— Alan Moore

#steve-aylett #writers #love

Sookie: He's your maker isn't he? Eric: Dont use words you dont understand. Sookie: You have a lot of love for him. Eric: Don't use words I don't understand." (Sookie and Eric's conversation about Godric, from True Blood season 2) ↗

— True Blood

#humorous #love #sarcastic #love

You can crab over the morning paper and kick the shins of the guy in the next seat at the movies and feel mean and discouraged and sneer at the politicians but there are a lot of nice people in the world just the same. ↗

— Raymond Chandler

#inspirational #inspirational

wear flannel next to your skin, and never believe in eternal punishment. ↗

— Julian Barnes

#inspirational #inspirational

If you are not dancing, your dead. ↗

— Lisa Alpine

#humorous #inspirational #inspirational