#humorous

Leah" Olivia says quietly, "if you point at me again I'm going to break that manicured finger right off your hand. Now turn around and smile, your daughter is waking up. ↗

— Tarryn Fisher

#humorous #love

Listen, I'd rather lie naked in a plowed field under an incontinent horse for a week than have to read that paragraph again! ↗

— Diane Ackerman

#humor #humorous #love

You can crab over the morning paper and kick the shins of the guy in the next seat at the movies and feel mean and discouraged and sneer at the politicians but there are a lot of nice people in the world just the same. ↗

— Raymond Chandler

#inspirational #inspirational

wear flannel next to your skin, and never believe in eternal punishment. ↗

— Julian Barnes

#inspirational #inspirational

When I need some striking inspiration about deep depression for my new painting, I just need to go to check my bank account... ↗

— Hiroko Sakai

#bank-account #depression #funny #humorous #inspiration

You gotta want it. ↗

— Bill Murray

#humorous #inspirational #inspirational

Always take a compliment, even if it’s not yours ↗

— Benny Bellamacina

#humour #life #love #philosophical #relationships

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, unless it is the burning bush, in that case the value of your bird just went up!! ↗

— Neil Leckman

#inspirational #inspirational

If laughter is the best medicine, let's OD together. ↗

— Michael P. Clutton

#humor-inspirational #humorous-quotations #humor

Any good broadcast, not just an Olympic broadcast, should have texture to it. It should have information, should have some history, should have something that's offbeat, quirky, humorous, and where called for it, should have journalism, and judiciously it should also have commentary. That's my ideal. ↗

— Bob Costas

#any #broadcast #called #commentary #good