#humorous

Love is as we will it to be." ~ Amunhotep El Bey ↗

— Amunhotep El Bey

#funny #humorous-quotations #inspirational-quotations #lol #motivational-quotations

In my book an erection constitutes personal growth. ↗

— Amunhotep El Bey

#fun #funny #funny-quotations #humor #humorous-quotations

But unless we determine to take action,' said the old man querulously, as if struggling against something deeply insouciant in his nature, 'then we shall all be destroyed, we shall all die. Surely we care about that?' 'Not enough to want to get killed over it,' said Ford. ↗

— Douglas Adams

#death #humorous #death

I may be a burglar...but I'm an honest one, I hope, more or less. ↗

— J.R.R. Tolkien

#humor

She was thong-climbing-her-ass pissed. ↗

— Caris Roane

#humor

Don't Spit in the Soup, We All Gotta Eat ↗

— Lyndon B. Johnson

#thought-provoking

Doubt is a lot like faith; A mustard's seed worth changes everything. ↗

— Donna Johnson

#humorous #literary-memoir #religion-meaning #change

So the world was nuts and he'd suddenly discovered a kink for geeks. There were worse things. ↗

— Louisa Edwards

#love

Time flies when you're falling down"...(not from a book, it's a lyric) ↗

— Courtney Love

#love

Lady Margaret believed in the three D's: Discipline, Desire, and Determination. But as she listened dutifully to her new employer, hiding her yawns and trying to sit up extra straight in her chair, Charity Hill began thinking of all the lovely things that began with S, such as Sleeping Late, Sex, and Shopping. ↗

— Elizabeth Jane Howard

#shopping #love