#humorous

I may be a burglar...but I'm an honest one, I hope, more or less. ↗

— J.R.R. Tolkien

#humor

I want you back here now. I want you next to me now. I cannot believe that my family, your brother, all our friends, and an entire police force can't keep tabs on one twenty-six year old graphic designer who thinks he's fuckin' Batman. --Detective Sam Kage in A Matter Of Time (vol 2 or part 4) ↗

— Mary Calmes

#design

Doubt is a lot like faith; A mustard's seed worth changes everything. ↗

— Donna Johnson

#humorous #literary-memoir #religion-meaning #change

So the world was nuts and he'd suddenly discovered a kink for geeks. There were worse things. ↗

— Louisa Edwards

#love

Lady Margaret believed in the three D's: Discipline, Desire, and Determination. But as she listened dutifully to her new employer, hiding her yawns and trying to sit up extra straight in her chair, Charity Hill began thinking of all the lovely things that began with S, such as Sleeping Late, Sex, and Shopping. ↗

— Elizabeth Jane Howard

#shopping #love

One of the things I love about labeling myself as an author is that I can read books and call it "researching writing styles." --Mike Mankoff ↗

— Mike Mankoff

#love

Si el universo fuese un vestido,¿cuál te pondrías esta noche? ↗

— Sonia Fernández-Vidal

#quantic-love #science #love

You can crab over the morning paper and kick the shins of the guy in the next seat at the movies and feel mean and discouraged and sneer at the politicians but there are a lot of nice people in the world just the same. ↗

— Raymond Chandler

#inspirational #inspirational

wear flannel next to your skin, and never believe in eternal punishment. ↗

— Julian Barnes

#inspirational #inspirational

Enjoy every ounce of your life, get high and be sincere to anybody that comes around you. ↗

— Salman Aditya

#humorous-quotations #inspirational #humor