#humour

On peut rire de tout mais pas avec n'importe qui. ↗

— Coluche

#humor #humour #religion #humor

Hey. Sometimes life is a shit flavored Popsicle. ↗

— Carl Hiaasen

#life

People soon get tired of things that aren't boring, but not of what is boring. ↗

— Haruki Murakami

#life #life

That money talks, I'll not deny, I heard it once: it said, 'goodbye ↗

— Richard Armour

#life #money #life

If you don't remove your hands immediately, I will render you unable to biologically maintain life. ↗

— Kaede Kouchi

#threats #life

Then watch out. I warn you!" "That is very considerate of you," said Chrestomanci. "I like to be warned. ↗

— Diana Wynne Jones

#life

Do you really think you'd win a PR war against a bunch of committed librarians?' He thought about this, but he knew I was right. The libraries were a treasured institution and so central to everyday life that government and commerce rarely did anything that might upset them.Some say they were more powerful than the military, or, if not, they were certainly quieter. As they say: Don't mess with librarians. Only they use a stronger word than 'mess'... ↗

— Jasper Fforde

#librarians #life

Because we live in a world under siege,” I say. “Life sucks for mages and magicians- you taught me that. Bad things happen to those of us who get involved, but if we didn't fight, we'd be in an even worse state. None of it it’s your fault, any more than it’s the fault of the moon or the stars.” Dervish nods slowly, then arches an eyebrow “The moon or the stars?” “I always get poetic when I'm dealing with self-pitying simpletons. ↗

— Darren Shan

#humor #humour #humor

Life is like yoga; the only way you can enjoy it is by relaxing into any position you happen to find yourself in. ↗

— Jon Wakeham

#philosophy #life

He’s my cat! He’s not God’s cat! Let God have his own cat! Let God have all the damn old cats He wants, and kill them all! Church is mine! ↗

— Stephen King

#life #life