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#humour

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #humour




Because we live in a world under siege,” I say. “Life sucks for mages and magicians- you taught me that. Bad things happen to those of us who get involved, but if we didn't fight, we'd be in an even worse state. None of it it’s your fault, any more than it’s the fault of the moon or the stars.” Dervish nods slowly, then arches an eyebrow “The moon or the stars?” “I always get poetic when I'm dealing with self-pitying simpletons.


Darren Shan


#humor #humour #humor

Life is like yoga; the only way you can enjoy it is by relaxing into any position you happen to find yourself in.


Jon Wakeham


#philosophy #life

He’s my cat! He’s not God’s cat! Let God have his own cat! Let God have all the damn old cats He wants, and kill them all! Church is mine!


Stephen King


#life #life

When you're conscious of what you're permitting to germinate inside you, the weeds in your life will wither away of their own accord.


Lawrence Shorter


#non-fiction #life

I swiftly discovered that there are few things in DIY (and possibly life) that can't be solved with a large mallet, a bag of ten-centimetre nails and some swearing.


Monty Halls


#humour #life

Life is one big chore.


Jemina Akhtar


#life

Hap, even tough I'm a racist castrating bitch that wants you to be better than you are, wants you to do something with your life besides be a knockabout, do you think you could find it in your heart, in your itty-bitty white man's dick, to get a hard-on for me? In other words, want to fuck?


Joe R. Lansdale


#interracial #life

Why is luge a sport? You dress up like a giant sperm and go sledding really fast. That’s hardly athletic. Phallic and sexy, yes. But hardly athletic.


Jessica Park


#olympic-games #sport #sports #love

We could get kinky and see how bats and rats make love, he suggested in a whisper, warm breath against her neck. You are a sick man, Jacques. Very, very sick.


Christine Feehan


#love

We Are Only As Good As Our Last Decision


Dawn Derringer Artist


#betrayal #chronicles #decisions #disrespect #humour






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