#humour

You're actually each other's wingman. You never leave your partner vulnerable." - Graham Warner, husband of fun-loving seven-time cancer survivor Dionne Warner ↗

— Deana J. Driver

#cancer #cancer-survivors #hope #humourosly-inspirational #inspirational

Many people claim coffee inspires them, but, as everybody knows, coffee only makes boring people even more boring. ↗

— Honoré de Balzac

#humour #inspiration #inspirational

My aunt and overprivileged cousin only recognize two states of being: glitter and grunge. And if you weren’t glitter, well, that only left one other option. ↗

— Rachel Vincent

#irony-of-life #life

Try patting them on the back or shoulder and telling them everything is going to be fine. Lots of times when girls cry, they don't want you to fix the problem, they just want to be consoled. ↗

— Kiera Cass

#humour #life #life

Gideon laughed. "I like to be direct." "Okay," I said. "But I warn you, I like to be evasive, inserutable and generally send mixed messages." "I doubt it." "Human interaction is not my strong point," I told him. "Not seriously." "Seriously," I said. Thinking: There is so much about me he doesn't know. Gideon put his hand on my leg. "What's your strong point, then?" "Goats," I told him. "I am excellent with goats. ↗

— E. Lockhart

#chicklit #cute #humor #humorous #humour

All I really, really want to do is find a very, very fine chocolate store that I can walk into and then figure out how in the world one manages to pick out just a few chocolates out of all those very many chocolates! If I am one day able to walk into a fine chocolate store and know for certain which chocolates I want, when that happens, I will believe myself to be accomplished! ↗

— C. JoyBell C.

#chocolates #humor #humour #life #life-and-living

Incidentally, I only have one cavity, and as much as my dentist asks me to, I just can't bring myself to floss. ↗

— Stephen Chbosky

#humour #life #life

LORD ILLINGWORTH: The soul is born old but grows young. That is the comedy of life. MRS ALLONBY: And the body is born young and grows old. That is life's tragedy. ↗

— Oscar Wilde

#philosophy #life

And it's a pity too that I've no right to open your letters. I hope you don't get many, or my conscience will give me no peace. ↗

— Diana Wynne Jones

#life

E' sbagliato pensare di risolvere grossi problemi con il solo ausilio delle patate fritte. ↗

— Douglas Adams

#life