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Like I went out to a predominantly black club last night and nobody said anything and I was wishing somebody would so that someone would dance with me. ↗


— Taye Diggs


#black #club #dance #i #last

My idea of a perfect pet is a really, really big dog! Huge! ↗


— Emily VanCamp


#dog #huge #idea #perfect #pet

I think Tahoe is one of the hidden gems in the country, and I've played a lot of golf around the country. You can't beat the smells and the clean air and just the way it makes you feel. ↗


— Trent Dilfer


#around #beat #clean #clean air #country

Eskimo: "If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell?" Priest: "No, not if you did not know." Eskimo: "Then why did you tell me?" ↗


— Annie Dillard


#did #go #go to hell #god #hell

Crystals grew inside rock like arithmetic flowers. They lengthened and spread, added plane to plane in an awed and perfect obedience to an absolute geometry that even stones - maybe only the stones - understood. ↗


— Annie Dillard


#added #arithmetic #awed #crystals #even

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. ↗


— Phyllis Diller


#bad #commemorate #cooking #harbor #kids

I asked the waiter, 'Is this milk fresh?' He said, 'Lady, three hours ago it was grass.' ↗


— Phyllis Diller


#asked #fresh #grass #hours #i

The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. ↗


— William Blake


#bird #man #nest #spider #web

Sometimes I think that a parody of democracy could be more dangerous than a blatant dictatorship, because that gives people an opportunity to avoid doing anything about it. ↗


— Aung San Suu Kyi


#anything #avoid #because #blatant #could

These are people who haven't gone through the legal means to becoming citizens like our forefathers did. They want all the benefits but none of the responsibilities. ↗


— Matt Dillon


#benefits #citizens #did #forefathers #gone






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