#in

There is no more independence in politics than there is in jail. ↗

— Will Rogers

#jail #more #politics #than

If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress. ↗

— Will Rogers

#funny #funny things #half #i #life

If you can build a business up big enough, it's respectable. ↗

— Will Rogers

#big #big enough #build #enough #respectable

Now if there is one thing that we do worse than any other nation, it is try and manage somebody else's affairs. ↗

— Will Rogers

#any #else #manage #nation #now

People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their guide. ↗

— Will Rogers

#conscience #getting #guide #instead #lawyers

The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing. ↗

— Will Rogers

#die #lawyers #nothing #only #way

There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that's education. ↗

— Will Rogers

#education #kill #one thing #only #thing

If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. 'Course, if you sell cheaper than him, that's mass production. ↗

— Will Rogers

#cheaper #course #dumping #fellow #him

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you. ↗

— Will Rogers

#government #humorist #trick #whole #working

When you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out the bad ones you did do well, that's Memoirs. ↗

— Will Rogers

#did #done #down #good #good things